I commonly ask my friends and family for blog topic ideas. My cousin brought up "worst pick up lines." All I could think of was that Mad TV sketch where that guy kept asking for a girls number at a movie theater. He complimented her up do for crying out loud! Some of my friends responded with pretty sad and funny ones. So in decided to give you my worst one ever....
My husband was deployed and my girlfriends and I were out having some drinks and dancing. A decent looking man came up to me, while sitting next to my girlfriend at a private table. He sat down, complimented my earrings asking where I got got them and how beautiful they are. To which I responded, "oh my husband gave me these" cluing him in to my relationship status. The line wasn't too bad, it's what he did after. He then turned around and asked me friend the exact same thing! Except he changed it to necklace. WTF? So weird.
I'll be honest guys. It doesn't take much to get us to talk to you. We usually like a hello my name is......what's yours? You don't need fancy bells and whistles to get our attention. As long as you can keep up a conversation your ok in our books. Shoot a guy friend of mine goes up to girls and says "Can I just say you are definitely the baddest bitch in here" with a sexy tone and confidence and girls swoon! So if you plan on going for women with lame pick up lines please remember....we've either heard them, hate them and almost always walk away from them!
EMM
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